On this week's recyclable, gluten-free weekly Independent comics page: (Th)ink hands the ink over to guest cartoonist John Bolton; This Modern World looks at the fallout when Republicans all become brain-eating zombies; Jen Sorenson feels bad for old rich people who can't sell their homes; Red Meat is bummed out because Earl lost his job; and Apoca Clips listens to Sarah Huckabee Sanders' farewell press conference.

On this week's convection oven-like weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World eavesdrops on some purveyors of "fake news"; Jen Sorenson ponders the Democratic Party's 2020 election strategy; The K Chronicles offers a tribute to Dr. John, who passed away earlier this month; Red Meat chats with a neighbor while trying to retrieve a garden tool; and Apoca Clips celebrates Li'l Trumpy's big win.

On this week's royal family-approved weekly Independent comics page: Jen Sorensen dreams of an alternate form of Twitter; (Th)ink wants a boycott of Linda Fairstein; This Modern World ponders the aftermath of Robert Mueller's announcement; Red Meat quizzes an injured friend; and Apoca Clips listens in as Li'l Trumpy whines about the USS John McCain.

On this week's sanitized-for-your-protection weekly Independent comics page: Jen Sorenson places the refusal of Facebook to remove that Nancy Pelosi video in historical context; (Th)ink looks at Robert Mueller's warning; This Modern World predicts what will happen after the 2020 election; Red Meat seeks some extra work; and Apoca Clips ponders at the end of Jon Voight's legacy.

On this week's environmentally friendly weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World listens in as two Republicans discuss abortion laws; Jen Sorensen shares her hopes regarding Joe Biden; (Th)ink looks at a Re-Public-an transit map; Red Meat gets excited about a hot date; and Apoca Clips asks Li'l Trumpy what he thinks about the first Republican congressman to call for impeachment.

On this week's held-in-contempt weekly Independent comics page: Apoca Clips says goodbye to that big TV show with the help of a Trump-aided fashion show; Red Meat enjoys some arts and crafts; Jen Sorensen ponders the gradual erosion of Roe v. Wade; The K Chronicles deals with package-tampering; and This Modern World shares the latest adventures of The Unbelievable Trump.

On this week's best-of-seven weekly Independent comics page: Jen Sorensen watches as candidates hearken back to the past; The K Chronicles participates in a gun-exchange program; This Modern World ponders GOP demonization of the Dems; Apoca Clips listens as Li'l Trumpy discusses the Kentucky Derby; and Red Meat enjoys some naked sunbathing.

On this week's spoiler-free weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World examines the Rep. Ilhan Omar controversy; Jen Sorensen ponders the maladies of the Information Age; (Th)ink reveals Trump's 2020 election strategy; Apoca Clips tries to avoid those aforementioned spoilers; and Red Meat deals with a wound from a straight razor.

On this week's unimpeachable weekly Independent comics page: Apoca Clips lets Rudy keep putting his feet in his mouth; Red Meat reveals that Earl is not a night person; This Modern World and Jen Sorensen both examine reactions to the redacted Mueller Report; and The K Chronicles compares and contrasts the residents of New York and Los Angeles.

On this week's Game of Thrones-free weekly Independent comics page: Jen Sorensen bemoans the New York Post's crappy brand of journalism; (Th)ink mourns the terrible Notre Dame fire; This Modern World ponders the Trump administration's pretzel logic; Apoca Clips watches Li'l Trumpy applaud Stephen Miller; and Red Meat wonders why Dad is so darned weird.